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Replace women’s brains with dog brains so they’ll have sex with us, Incel...
Incel sexual fantasies are weird By David Futrelle Recently I wrote about one inventive Incel — that is, a so-called “involuntary celibate” — who thought he had the perfect solution to his no-sex...
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A temporary period of darkness: Today in Tweets
Trump trying to look up the eclipse’s skirt By David Futrelle Today The United States was plunged into darkness, literally, and it was a welcome relief from the more lasting metaphorical darkness that...
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Endless war, blue racism and Hermes scarves: Today in Tweets
Trump’s bold new plan for Afghanistan By David Futrelle Last night, boy president Donald Trump announced a bold new plan for Afghanistan that wasn’t bold or new or really much of a plan at all....
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Old man yells at crowd: Today in Tweets
We may all be in hell By David Futrelle So Trump delivered a real barn cross-burner of a speech last night in Phoenix. Then police fired tear gas and flash-bang grenades at a crowd of protesters that...
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Friday Night News Hurricane: Today in Tweets
Hurricane Harvey already doing damage in Texas By David Futrelle News overload! We have a Category 4 hurricane bearing down on the coast of Texas that promises to dump massive quantities of rain as it...
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Hurricane Irma and other disasters: Today in Tweets
Irma in action in Puerto Rico By David Futrelle Hurricane Irma is cutting a wide swath of destruction in the Carribean, en route to Florida. Meanwhile, Equifax doxxes 44% of all Americans, a racist...
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Irma targets Tampa, a stalker plays the piano, and tiny puppies nap: Today in...
Irma batters Cuba en route to Florida By David Futrelle Irma’s path shifts westward, putting a seriously unprepared Tampa in its path. There’s some other news, too. But we’ll start with Irma: Irma...
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Trump threatens to nuke N. Korea, GOP threatens to nuke healthcare. Also...
If they push that button / Your ass got to go! By David Futrelle In normal times, a president literally threatening to obliterate an entire country would be the lead story on every news outlet for...
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Harvey Weinstein, Smooth Talker: Today in Tweets
Huge creep By David Futrelle Another day, another batch of atrocities and embarrassments, from Donald Trump challenging his secretary of state to a public IQ-test bakeoff to the release of a...
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Fake Melania, meet Donald Trump’s fake charitable contributions: Today in Tweets
There’s definitely something a bit … off about her eyes By David Futrelle When is Melania Trump not Melania Trump? When internet conspiracy theorists decide that the Melania Trump-looking lady standing...
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